Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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