So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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