That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
NoShamevember. You game?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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