So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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