Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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