in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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