i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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