Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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