He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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