We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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