Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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