can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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