that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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