You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Randomize