so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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