i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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