I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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