I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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