Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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