I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My pussy is not your playground.
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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