She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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