Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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