You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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