You work out of a Hotel?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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