yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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