Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Banned from zoo.
Again?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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