What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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