Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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