I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My vagina just recognized that song.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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