i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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