Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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