She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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