I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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