I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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