is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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