The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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