Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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