Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
