I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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