hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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