Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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