i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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