she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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