I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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