so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i was born a porn star she said
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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