Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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