Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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