Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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