i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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