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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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