i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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