Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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