Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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